NunquamEssef The bizarre tale of a scientific corporation and its most ambitious undertaking: the creation of a woman. The brilliant scientist, Felix Charlock, is summoned from a madhouse with the assignment to help create an exact, functioning duplicate of Lolanthe, the famous movie star, now dead, with whom Julian Merlin, chief of the firm, is deeply obsessed.

gonzo-porn-star and taxi-driver

Will he find out the real motives of unscrupulous American businessman and reality-TV star

sharp-tongued Bride Claskey

Wonder who you are without the drugs or the music or the fans or the family that prop you up

'Ffion is the sparky bilingual cop you didn't know you needed

Myrtle and family bravely go where only one man and his daughter have gone before

then this is for you'

they are either hated or forgotten

This is my most autobiographical work

glowing beaming thing was Mr Pickwick

this book is a sheer blast from start to finish

suggested a sustainable financial package