I Got My Ass Ate At Amity Island Trucker HatThis bold orange and white trucker hat screams sun, sand, and savagery. Whether youre boating, beach bumming, or being chomped on by the locals, this hat keeps you shady and sassy. With retro beach vibes and a killer pun, its a must have for any Summerween survivor. Snapback adjustable. One size fits most unless youre a shark.

Net weight 8 ounces

this layered horror-glam scrub is sweet

it’s like washing your hands in a spooky forest… minus the screams

vintage vamps

Merch and extras to complete your ultimate horror summer vibe

Featuring our retro-style Amity Island graphic

They sanitized

or carrying all the questionable choices you make while rewatching slashers for the 10th time

Run the bath

Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter

Smells like fall fruits

and ghostly florals