US Tax Deduction - Baby TeeYou did not have a baby. You made a strategic financial decision. Every diaper is an investment. Every doctor visit is a write off. The ROI on this kid is long term, and the accountant approves. The Details: A red diamond badge at the top reads "Official" in white text, flanked by two red laurel wreaths. Below, large navy distressed block text reads "United States" in two lines. Smaller text reads "Dept. of Tax Treasury" followed by red text reading

White retro script text reads "Ghosting People" above an orange-bordered rectangular illustration of an orange ghost character sitting on a green couch holding a phone

Black ink on a natural cream background features the text "What Can I Say

Hold out the bag

Remove child before washing

Clean single-color black ink on a white tee with a minimal

Staring at nothing for minutes

with an illustrated can labeled "Momma's Whoop Ass" featuring a peach illustration in the center

To the lower right

with "Clicker Horde" in large groovy yellow bubble text below

" All-star status

Behind them

Your kid looked you dead in the eye