The Meathook Massacre [Innistrad: Double Feature]Set: Innistrad: Double Feature Type: Legendary Enchantment Rarity: Mythic Cost: {X}{B}{B} When The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield, each creature gets X X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

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{R}: Shivan Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn

Then if you have fewer than three cards in hand

Real-life escape rooms challenge you to literally escape a room within 60 minutes

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Set: Sun & Moon: Unbroken Bonds Type: Colorless Rarity: Secret Rare Retreat cost: 2

(They're still affected by summoning sickness

Set: Theros Beyond Death Promos Type: Legendary Artifact — Equipment Rarity: Rare Cost: {1} Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink

When a creature put onto the battlefield with this scheme dies

Set: Jumpstart Type: Legendary Creature — Goblin Noble Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{R}{R} When Muxus

Set: Planechase Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {9} Artifacts you control have indestructible