CALM YOUR TITS KNIT INSPIRED ART PRINTCalm your tits, in soft knit. A wholesome medium delivering a deeply unwholesome instruction. Stay calm. The knitting insists. Printed on 190GSM archival matte paper. Sizes A5, A4, A3. Free UK second class postage. Designed by Nathan in Belfast.

In this kitchen

Aggressive encouragement for people who only respond to threats

slightly misremembered

in its way

We're committed now

You don't have to say it back

It has seen what you do at 2am and it has no notes

Blame the cosmos and the kitchen appliances

Lower your standards accordingly

stated plainly

A friendship bracelet for the perpetually stressed

Childless cat lady