Shit Show - Baby TeeGrab a seat. The show started at birth and there is no intermission. Admission is free. Exits are blocked by toys. The Details: Multicolor vintage circus typography reads "Welcome" in large blue and white 3D retro block letters at top, "To The" in white cursive with stars, and "Shit Show" in massive orange and red carnival marquee lettering with yellow polka dot lights and blue 3D shadows. Decorative scrollwork, a gold belt buckle, red dots, and

The plot: they need water

and a knife in the other hand

One skeleton holds up the spine/backbone of the other in a literal visual pun

Just facts

Multiple black bat silhouettes scatter across the design

White stars flank the pony

Red and yellow retro cartoon design with "Nacho Valentine" in bold red rounded lettering arched across the top

Vintage Halloween punk aesthetic with a hand-sketched feel on a black tee

White playful hand-drawn text reads "Sucker For You" stacked in three lines

eats everyone's cookies

a yellow crayon snapped in half with crumbling pieces at the break point

the volume is always at ten