| S1E2 | EXTENDED CUT | You're reading this because I'm the main characterShow off your main character energy with this discreetly embroidered shirt. It's black embroidered text on a black shirt, it's gonna be hard to see in pictures but that's kinda the fuckin point ain't it? EXTENDED CUT EDITION (It's a long sleeve) All our shit is on demand which is good for the environment and my beer fund so please be patient with our ship times since you have to order it before we even make the damn thing. You'll get it faster if you

that's up to you

some decorative stitching lines that make for a good hat style for some reason

no one knows why hats have these

what all good companies start with

Dress up your walls with DEAD THREAD indoor tapestries

Possibly your new favorite shirt

The black one needed a white background for the QR code which looks clunky in my opinion but the alternative is to not allow you to choose black so if you like it

you can adjust

• Soft crown for gently caressing your dome piece

• Seamed front panel without buckram

a classic braided rope detail on the bill

form-fitting beanie