Effin' Birds 2026 Day-to-Day CalendarBy Aaron Reynolds Prepare yourself for the best avian swear a thon imaginable! Each weekly page of this hilarious swear a day bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletive laden sayingperfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike. Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style. Laugh (and swear!) all year

The Cosmic Raccoon illustration is based on the original artwork by Alum & Ink

But that’s not all

The little frog is here

and live according to the goblin principles of community

Black or Sandstone

like Darth Vader and Pharaoh Akhenaten) with this perfect gift for every father from the New York Times bestselling author of There Are Moms Way Worse Than You

as well as for those who enjoy unique stationery

PART OF AN OTHERWORLDLY CULT

let’s just call them “flags for bad”

Each card ends with a clear takeaway

Disappointing Affirmations Deck

complete with hay