Pele CandleThe legend himself, Edson Arantes do Nascimento, or known mononymously by his nickname Pel, in candle form! 7 x 2. 5 girthy inches of long burning, unscented, bona fide prayer candle Super high gloss vinyl artwork on glass candle container 90 hours continual burn time! Custom options of this design, or any others you see on the site

Responsible for pretty much everything to do with comics ever

tragic heroines clad in figure-hugging frocks

Kind of like a hotter Kenny Rogers

here he is

bona fide prayer candle

Pauline Campbell-Jones

We said it

We love you

Cue: Very Queeny Gasp

you can take it on any journey and enjoy some devilish fun wherever you go

So we won't

Apparently statuesque women in the South are called stallions (no