"Necronomi-Condom" PRE-ORDERLegend has it that it was created by the dark ones "Necronomicondom Sexmortis" Roughly translated "Rubber of the Dead" The condom served as a passageway for the evil Dongs beyond. It was created Schlong ago, when the seas ran red with blood It was this blood that was used to make the condom In the year 1300 AD, the Condom disappeared . Forever Midnight found the "Necronomi condom" in a basement and now the Evil is available for the first time to you.

while your bones creak back to life

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What better way to celebrate Friday the 13th than with Freddy and Jason combined

Font drawn by the talented Matthew Darling aka Midnite_tremors on instagram

Everything is 100% Handcrafted and beautifully made by DogHairInc

The iconic music from 1981’s original horror-comedy spoof

He has been featured in the short film "Terrifier" and "All Hallow's Eve" and now the full length "Terrifier"

Hold all of your Oracles art supplies for when he needs to make images about your future

Featuring artwork by the incredible Jeff Carlson AKA @maniyackmonsters on IG

Go give him a follow

Our FM creep logo reimagined by @catpiss1312

(These are shipped from Canada separate from your other items so there might be a few day delay to the states)