Tig 'ol Bitties Funny Greeting CardJugs, knockers, melons, or boobies, no matter what you like to call em we all know someone that loves em. The front cover of this boobie lovers greeting card has quite the arrangement of boob types on full display. As the recipient opens this card they will either break out into side splitting laughter, or start drooling of the set of knockers that will pop out at them. Pro tip: Give this card a little wiggle and watch them tig ol bitties jiggle.

This masterpiece is printed on high-quality poster paper

Let them know who's mom's favorite

Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks

Bridal Shower Gifts

Perfect Occasions:

Don’t ‘leaf’ your plants in the murderous hands of a friend or relative whilst you’re away on that dream trip

Get your hands on the Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb today and start spreading the sparkle (and the laughs)

my fabulous darlings

The perfect gift for any gathering: Bachelor/Bachelorette

- A Full Cup Each Of Your Desired Drink

Perfect Occasions:Dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend

they’re the dopest pillows out