Package Arrived Funny Greeting CardWant to make someone BUST into laughter? Well this shocking greeting card featuring a dick in its final explosive moment of pleasure should do the trick. The playful front design of this card featuring a mailbox with the words YOUR PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED is sure to keep the recipient clueless to the hilarious design that awaits them. Upon opening the card they will be greeted with an explosive cock literally popping straight off the paper. Size queens

who enjoys cruising their boat in the open ocean

this hoodie turns heads faster than a vampire chasing a sunbeam

in the backseat alone will bring a smile and laugh to all

Tired of blending in with the regular ghouls

With the included mounting tape

leaving your recipient scratching their heads and wondering what in the world just happened

but it also disguises your beer can as a harmless bottle of dolphin milk

The outside of this 3D card displays several psychedelic shrooms

heavy blend pullover hoodies feature a double lined hood with a matching drawstring and are preshrunk for a softer feel and reduced pilling

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It also comes complete with built-in cup holders and tie-ups

Glitter inside if they break it