Boo Shit - Baby TeeHalloween has levels. There is cute pumpkin. There is spooky skeleton. And then there is whatever this energy is. Some kids just show up to October ready to cause problems. The Details: White distressed arched text reads "This Is Some Boo Shit" above an orange cartoon poo character with devil horns, mischievous eyes, and raised claw hands. White flames rise from the base. Retro cartoon mascot style with a weathered Halloween texture on a black tee.

while someone bangs on the other side asking if you are done yet

December rolls around and every kid wants to know the same thing: when do we open presents

Some friendships just work

Large white flowing script text reads "Pretty Dope" in a bold cursive font with a slight distressed texture

Printed in white and orange on a black tee with a playful Wizard of Oz-meets-Halloween vibe

Bright orange and yellow flames fill the background

Bold italic text reads "Instant Monster" in a large yellow-and-red 3D block font with a horror movie vibe

White retro rounded text reads "Electricity Is Dangerous" arched above a yellow cartoon lightning bolt character with an angry face

and "Hangry" hand-written in black script across the white name field

The risk assessment team (Mom and Dad) is permanently overwhelmed and the athlete shows no signs of slowing down

then "I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON" in smaller matching text below

number one in consumption