Nick Sparx vs. Todd The RodBout time I got some competition, says hairy Todd, looking like your most annoying dorm resident assistant turned wrestler. Yeah, good luck with that, laughs sexy stud Nick Sparx, his impressive package swinging as he teaches the hairy dudebro what real strength is all about. Close in size, but not close in skill, Nick pounds Todd into the floor with ease. Half nelsons! Boston crabs! Todd eats the floor like the pro, his bear chest heaving as he

As Zach pulls him up by the hair

He’s claiming he has “what it takes” to win but does so with all the conviction of a little girl on a playground saying she can beat-up the school bully

I’ll fuckin’ lay on you just like I lay on my fuckin’ couch

proclaiming “Strongest guy gets the girl

especially to keep them company during this holiday

suffering like a total expert at the hands of some of our most callus combatants

handicapped matches can be totally different

He toughed through it even though his injuries are beginning to show

“You may want to tag this guy

Marko’s feeling good

because he can’t control his temper

So who’s better