The "Official" Certified Asshole Embossed Seal CertificateFor those who still think laughter is a gift worth giving, this is perfect for the Office "Legends," Golf buddies, Family Smart Asses or Dumbasses, that one friend who has earned it, and obviously, yourself. Exclusive Limited Edition While They Last: Personalized EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL FOUNDING MEMBER CERTIFICATE from the Minister of Assholery at Assaholics Anonymous. I love this thing, my second favorite thing here. Here's how one legit customer

and let the world witness your new level of coolness

Sized at 8

a stunning Royal Cape

that is some funny shit

each adorned with Founder and Series 1 marks

It is all just cool AF

this is for the superior Assaholics who want to be recognized worldwide as an elite

" You can now belong

or keep it to spread laughter

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WE HAVE EVER FLASHED THIS TO

But none have been Officially Certified by the Minister of Assholery

Straight from the Minister of Assholery of Assaholics Anonymous