G-Rated Official "Certified Jackhole" Gold Seal CertificateOfficial Embossed Gold Seal Certified Jackhole Certificate of Assaholics Anonymous Welcome, my fellow Assaholics! As the Minister of Assholery of Assaholics Anonymous, I am thrilled to present to you our incredibly beautiful and highest quality OFFICIAL Embossed Gold Seal Certificate Jackhole Version. Same pristine meticulously made personalized certificate as the original Certified Asshole Certificate, just made for "Certified Jackholes." Exact same

it is a perfect background "wall trophy" for your zoom calls

made me feel so good: "Got this for my dad on Father's Day

my fellow Assaholics

boasting a lustrous gold finish with sleek black etched lettering

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each certificate is personalized with the honoree's name

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An additional embossed Gold Seal is then affixed to seal the outer envelope