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with a white bat flying nearby

jagged horror-metal font with rough

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"Trap" appears in a larger flowing script with an underline flourish

The warning label was there

an illustration of a firecracker labeled "Caution Explosive" sits next to a burst graphic

Number one overall

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flanked by four white lightning bolts (two large

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The whole gig depends on a solid three-part "Ho Ho Ho