Tiny Stalker Youth TeeYou cannot go to the bathroom. You cannot check your phone. You cannot stand in one place for more than four seconds without a small person appearing directly behind you, breathing on your leg. The bestselling follow up from the author of "Where's My Momma?" The Details: A large white eye illustration with a blue iris sits centered at the top. Below, white distressed text reads "Tiny Stalker" in a bold thriller style font with decorative horizontal

Black and orange ink on a natural cream background with a vintage Halloween illustration style and distressed texture

Membership is automatic

White arched text reads "Tearstown" across the top in a bold retro athletic font

The results are in

Navy and red text on a white background reads "Massive

They heard you

The cape comes later but the origin

They sit where they want

and they use this power exclusively for evil

White text reads "Momma Didn't Raise No Sucka" arched in bold block capitals across two lines

and legs mid-stride

White vintage illustration of a skeleton casually sitting up in an open coffin