FULL CREAM 'FAAARK MOII' GREEN TRUCKER HATFor when you want to look sporty but scream emotionally unavailable. This green lid says childhood nostalgia on the outside, and tax evasion energy on the inside. Embroidered Patch

Black cotton

For when you want to look sporty but scream emotionally unavailable

Heavy weight

Embroidered Patch

The camo print logo screams stealth while the crisp white tee makes you stand out like a sore thumb — it’s fashion’s ultimate contradiction

👉 Basically: the only camo that was made to be seen

In a calming cypress green that says “maybe I’ll do something today” but definitely won’t

Ribbed collar and cuffs

and tax evasion energy on the inside

100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)

Perfect for when you want to “blend in” but still make sure everyone knows you’re not bad

shoulder to shoulder tape