The Voltage SlammerWelcome to The Slammer, a durable sunglass meant for walking off that broken collar bone. A smaller oval shape, The Slammer fits right into your eye socket for immaculate protection and vision. Hit the ground knowing you'll look good when the paramedics get there.

This zippered closure Firmcase fits all sizes of Pit Vipers

expect improvements

Symptoms include HDPV lenses that infect your world with enhanced contrast and clarity

and Photochromic Dual Lens Technology™ make these the purrrfect sunglasses for hissing at your brother

Meet the Proform Goggle

Introducing Dual Lens Technology™ 200% more lens than the original Pit Vipers

Tell the sun to get lost

Watch out now

you can buy a hard case for your Pit Vipers

you can interchange the included bonus lens and ensure a custom fit with the E-Spot Adjustment™ and Nose Bender nosepiece

The Fun Rug Beer Belt fits 6 cans of Bush's Baked Beans for added fun

The Synthesizer