Sorry I'm Not Listening Toddler TeeYou said something. They heard you. They processed the information, evaluated it against their own agenda, and chose to continue doing exactly what they were already doing. This is not a defect. This is advanced toddler engineering. The Details: White script text at the top reads "Sorry," in an elegant cursive font with an underline flourish. Below, bold orange uppercase sans serif text reads "I'm Not Listening" in two stacked lines. The two tone

Navy distressed block text at the top reads "Terrible

"The" and "Is Real" appear in blocky uppercase lettering with a slight outline

Large white old-English blackletter text reads "Dear Mama" stacked in two lines

and gravity is an undefeated opponent

A" at the bottom

eat some candy

Stay spooky

Two red lightning bolts flank the slingshot on either side

Every toddler has that one look

The dead stare

Large retro rounded text reads "DooDoo" above "Supply Co" in clean block letters

one arm raised with a relaxed pose