Hoodie

We couldn’t be bothered to do research because we figured you would know all about that stuff because you’re buying this Massachusetts Ultra Cotton Adult Long Sleeve T-Shirt

It’s amongst the same group of states whose people are of the surly and too-busy-to-care variety

and we’re not messing around with this Pennsylvania Softstyle Adult V-Neck T-Shirt

because we’re envisioning Kool-Aid parties in Nebraska (hopefully spiked with a little hard liquor) whilst wearing this Nebraska Heavy Blend Hoodie

Even Buckeye candy has nothing to do with the actual nut besides a vague resemblance

Join the Mile High Club

whose beautiful looks we’ve slapped on this geographically-approved Maryland Heavy Blend Hoodie

appeal to their subconscious by subjecting them to brightly intense and brief messages that brainwashed them into buying this Ohio Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt

Is it a Second City because of the rebuild that was necessitated by the Great Chicago Fire

Yet we believe the unknown aspect of this alias is part of its charm

Show off your Connecticut pride & rep

a term honored with this Indiana Heavy Blend Zipper Hoodie