Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be A-HolesDo you ever feel like youre failing miserably at parenting? Do your kids keep acting like douchenuggets no matter what you do? Then this book is for you. From the creator of Baby Sideburns and I Heart My Little A Holes (and the creator of two kids who once were little a holes but are slowly turning into awesome human beings), Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A Holes is a hilariously honest parenting guide written by a regular mom who doesnt

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After a childhood full of drama and heartache

Jolenta wanted to believe the promises of self-help books

If anyone contacts police

Lush in historical detail

An eerie phone call plays on her mind and within three days she loses everything – her job

or live in the shadow of a skyscraper

” and they may not even get along

the recovered alcoholic turns to an Ojibwe tribe tradition—the sweat lodge—for guidance

Cow’s Milk

heading movements

the discovery of the new world