Arlene Foster CandleWell we wouldn't mess with Arlene. So here she is holding a lamb. 7 x 2. 5 girthy inches of long burning, unscented, bona fide prayer candle Super high gloss vinyl artwork on glass candle container Custom options of this design, or any others you see on the site

And that hair

So here he is looking properly biblical and you know you can hear that tune starting up in the background

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just like her

we give you KATHY BURKE

She has to be to have had a statue erected in her honour

And if you're in any doubt as to how cool

Made from strong and durable plastic with a no-leak lid

that might just raise a smile (as well as a warm glow)

Don't worry

So here's a new design

Cue: Very Queeny Gasp