Smells Like A Scrap Metal Haul Funny CandleTHE ULTIMATE HUSTLER'S GAG GIFT: We all know that one person with a truck bed full of "treasure" and a keen eye for local job sites. Featuring hilarious scent notes of an overloaded truck and stolen copper, this candle is the perfect gift for the neighborhood scavenger or the friend who always has a trailer hitched and a plan to make a quick buck. 100 HOURS OF THE DAILY GRIND: Just like the search for high grade aluminum, this candle is built for the

This "Married Up" candle is a hilarious way to remind your partner that they definitely got the better end of the deal

and designed to give your favorite hat an instant boutique custom feel

Note: This listing is for the beaded clasp band only

Smells Like Mortgage Payments & Repair Bills

Delicious Oatmeal Raisin Cookie with hints of citrus zest - powdered almonds iced with a sweet

Fresh Cut Roses (A Bouquet for Your Hard Work): A true

The cord is 3 ft long with a dial switch for easy on/off

clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose nuts and bolts

odor eliminating and aromatherapy

Why it’s a total mood:

It’s a witty tribute to the art of the strategic hand-off

Festival Ready: Whether you're at a concert or just surviving a family BBQ