Hipster Chewie Limited Edition PrintA limited edition hand signed and numbered reproduction of an original oil painting by Jason Kotecki. Printed on 100% cotton acid free velvet fine art paper with archival Epson inks. Measures 8 x 10 inches. Only 24 in the edition.

Just the right amount and the world takes notice

is an American sin

hoping to not cross paths with him in the hall

The high five is just a stupid foundation to hold real relationship

A wedding dress is the most expensive dress most women ever buy

he readily admits he’s not the best artist

“That’s ok

140 dotted pages

To the doubters who said you’ll never make it: Raspberries to ya

Don’t ask the grumps around the pool to fact check my story

The fact that this lion – one of the most powerful creatures on Earth – is wearing a silly little paper crown from a fast-food joint does nothing to minimize that power

20"x20" Canvas Prints