The Shammies**NOTE: These are on final sale and are not eligible for returns exchanges** These are the luckiest ladies' shorts we've ever created. We know it's always tough to find the perfect outfit for St. Paddy's Day so we decided to help you out. Time to show off that 1 16 Irish in you.

either way - ARBITRAGE

You are the captain now

You know those little pills that you put in the bathtub and then they turn into giant spongey dinosaurs

And since we're only here for a while

lunge-ability

for your toesies

and 2% Spandex

These Chubbies have a elastic waist

When doves cry

Fabric is made to give you the softest experience ever

and high kick-ability

YOU DO HAVE THE POWERRR