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you can make a statement in this black cap — without disappointing your heavenly Father

We almost had to look up pulchritude in the dictionary when we saw this one to see if this picture was by the definition (it wasn't

but for his entire ouvre

True renaissance man with a heart

many unalloyed Cavill-related joys

We said it

which made us literally glued to every single Weird Weekend and subsequent documentary he's done

you guessed it

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we loved him when he was a war veteran with one leg climbing up the outside of a burning building in Skyscraper

Because he is hilarious