US Tax Deduction Baby BodysuitYou did not have a baby. You made a strategic financial decision. Every diaper is an investment. Every doctor visit is a write off. The ROI on this kid is long term, and the accountant approves. The Details: A red diamond badge at the top reads "Official" in white text, flanked by two red laurel wreaths. Below, large navy distressed block text reads "United States" in two lines. Smaller text reads "Dept. of Tax Treasury" followed by red text reading

At least he is honest about his priorities

rendered in a flat graphic style with distressed texture

They walked into the room and the energy shifted

Somewhere between ugly sweater party and heavy metal concert

White text reads "Mom's" in large bold hand-drawn uppercase letters

December 23rd and the behavior report is already in

Printed in white and gold on a navy tee with a vintage collegiate athletic department style

with "Fan Club" curved along the bottom

Black distressed arched text reads "Constant" above a small cartoon black cat face with wide eyes and whiskers

A black cat with an arched back and orange leash stands beside her

The training regimen is intense: grocery store aisles

The commitment is questionable