Elton John CandleYes, there's the music, but there's also the fact that he doesn't mind sending himself up, like in the Kingsman movie or in this frankly superb Snicker's commercial. Fabulous. 7 x 2. 5 girthy inches of long burning, unscented, bona fide prayer candle Super high gloss vinyl artwork on glass candle container Custom options of this design, or any others you see on the site

Saint Billy

(And crucified regularly in karaoki bars around the world forevermore) Saint Whit looks goddess-like

numerous books

with this custom-made Saint Table Lamp

here he is being totally adorable

We repeat: YUM

to keep him close

her fondness of pens and her superbly adversarial relationship with Ross

with guilt-free sinner-fulfilling pleasure

"Okey Dokey pig in a pokie" For coining the immortal phrase 'flicking off to Tricia'

and let this heavenly garment be a most holy gift for somebody special

Smash Hits pinup and the object of many a youngster's crush