Racing Snails Bulk BoxThese soft vinyl and plastic, 2 7 8" long Racing Snails arent the fastest, but theyre sure faster than regular snails. These shelled speedsters are ready to make their way across any flat surface at an ok speed. When theyre done, they watch ESSPN (Entertainment and Snail Sport Network) to see the replay. Available in four different colors. 24 Racing Snails in an illustrated display box. WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN

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