Don't Forget to WipeDroppin' the Elves off at the Pool. Ol' Santa Claus has been busy eating cookies and milk for a millennium. When you're lactose intolerant, that's a problem. Don't let him get you down though. Just give this to your mother in law and call it a Christmas well spent.

Stick to a clean

It looks like an ordinary card

750ml capacity

Romantic Apologies - When "I'm sorry" needs backup singers that literally won't stop until they're forgiven (or the battery dies)

who needs the internet when you've got a good book and a toilet seat to keep you company

5 Wide Inches

🍷 Fridge door – So you’re reminded that maybe it IS the pickles

Office birthdays — a scream every 30 seconds from a desk drawer is the kind of workplace event that becomes a long-running story

Because remember

oiled and finished by hand🍆 Treated with 100% food-grade coating so you can swallow with confidence

🍬 Fruity

Sports & Competition Gifts - Ideal for athletes