Career of a PoliticianHumorous greeting card by Comedy Card Company Career of a Politician Get elected. Post explicit photo of genitals on social media. Misappropriate party campaign funds. Attend disciplinary hearing of the Parliamentary Select Committee. Get promoted to senior position on the cabinet. Greeting card with a humorous timeline of a politician's career, some of which are just a bit too close to the truth! Published by the Comedy Card Company, this card

just bend down

quite literally

young enough not to care

Never forget that with a positive attitude and a great pair of tits you can do anything

eating and relaxing he much prefers the latter two

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mistaking 'windy' for 'wednesday' and 'thursday' for 'thirsty' but it all end well as they end up going for some beers

This greeting card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message

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You deserve a pat on the head

Humorous Valentines card by Comedy Card Company

with a humorous play on words inspired by the pop song 'Girls just wanna have fun' - in this case girls want buns