Jomboy PleatsKnown by many as the Apple Snatcha' of Appalachia, Jomboy Pleats was born Marshall Bruce Mathers III to Debbie Nelson of Reno and Marshall Jr. of Pyrex fame. His hit single, "Returnips" is the single most played song of all time. Our super comfortable AWDis crew neck sweatshirts are made of 80% fork combed, ring spun, goblet soaked cotton modules and 20% hydrocondensated polyester molecules.

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