Boogie Monster - Baby TeeNose, meet finger. Finger, meet everything else in the room. The output is relentless, the production schedule is 24 7, and the factory has zero quality control. The Details: Bright green slime style text reads "Boogie Monster" in a drippy horror font with melting letterforms. A green splat accent sits above the letter "i." Single color print with a gooey, retro monster movie feel on a black tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and

Snack delays are a human rights violation when you are three feet tall

sippy cup in the other

The second rule is to blame it on the dog

Some kids just have it

Three words

and a black cat

then "Throwers" in bold block letters

White playful hand-drawn text reads "Sucker For You" stacked in three lines

The loyalty is locked in and the hierarchy is clear

White snow dots fall in the background

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