New Phone Toddler TeeCaller ID is irrelevant when you are two. Every call is a mystery. Every conversation is a power move. The Details: White retro text reads "new phone who dis?" in lowercase rounded bubble lettering, stacked in two lines. Below sits a colorful illustration of a classic Fisher Price pull along rotary phone toy with a white body, red handset, blue wheels, and a smiling face with googly eyes. Vintage toy illustration style with a distressed finish on a

weathered texture on a red tee

Forget the ABCs

and somehow weighs more when sleeping

Distressed vintage single-color print style

And somebody had to say it

but here you are

And he is not leaving until the plate is empty

There is no stealth mode

The plot is unpredictable

Vintage woodcut-meets-retro-funk illustration style on a white background with warm Thanksgiving tones

all with mischievous grins

Retro cream and white arched text reads "Bitch Better Have My Cookies" framing a vintage-style illustration of Santa Claus sitting among overflowing toy sacks (dolls