The Top Drawers 5.5" Drawstring (Stretch)These olive khaki shorts may or may not come with all you can eat breadsticks. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most technologically advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. Fit: These stretch shorts have an elastic drawstring waist, a 5. 5 inch inseam and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these. Materials:

These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're dark khaki and made from our newest

Our new sleep shorts are the most comfortable things you'll ever sleep in

These lounge shorts are Not Safe For Work

Wash - Worn-in wash so it feels like you've had them for years

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somewhere I can sidle up to and just look out at something expansive

Reversible

Santa parties

Like mysteries

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